NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS - OFFICE EDITION: - Actually learn how to use the printer - Have no more than 3 empty mugs on my desk - No leaving dirty plates and cutlery in the sink - Bring in lunch at least twice a week - Remember my office pass - Book my meeting rooms in advance - Make better small talk - Not judge the colour of other people’s tea
Not judge the colour of other people’s tea Sorry Monzo, I can't get onboard with this one. Weak tea deserves to be judged
But some people make their tea wrong…
- Start ironing my shirts again (stopped in 2020) - Learn how to use the dishwasher - Check in on my colleagues mental health
That last one Monzo Bank, you know it's not going to happen. Set a more realistic goal, like "not judging the colour of other people's tea OUT LOUD" 🙂↕️
I refuse to get on board with not judging the colour of other people's tea. But my new resolution is to not spill the Tea...
- Sit at the desk you have booked
Believe your chair is comfortable than others. Stop changing...
Number 1 brilliant 🤩 I like to shout …….has it printed yet and then wait and hope someone gets up to check 😂😂😂😂😂😂dam the printer Hoping no one in my office sees this comment and rumbles me 😬
pfft, you cant use a printer? Its easy you just press every button, open every door until it works Oh and nipping out for a takeaway and bringing it back to the office counts as bringing in lunch does it not?
BONUS: - be nicer to Greg (already broken)