The Desperate Marketer

5 things that were definitely not on our 2024 list: 1. Buying 3 planners and still forgetting half our meetings. 2. Budgeting for one streaming service but paying for six. 3. Thinking AI would make work easier, only to work harder explaining prompts. 4. Spending 10 minutes “checking LinkedIn” and losing 2 hours of life. 5. Promising to hit the gym and instead hitting “snooze” every morning. Hope the motivation continues into 2025.

Hope this post doesn't give anyone a heart ache 🤐

Q). What is the worst place than page 2 of Google? A). Page 1 of Bing! --- What say Semrush?

Marketer: LTV, ROAS, CAC, ABM, MQL, PPC 😎 Le Me: ABC, DEF, GHI, JKL, MNO, PQR, STU, VWXY, Zzzzz 😴

Top 5 'P's in Marketing. The last one is my favourite. Product Price Place Promotion Please... 🙏 [Marketing humour, Social media, viral marketing, marketing for all]

When I open social media, I see everyone… 🌍 On Social Media: Traveling the world, sipping coconut water on a private beach in Bali. 🏠 In Real Life: Googling "cheap staycation ideas" and sipping tap water. 🧘 On Social Media: “Feeling zen after morning meditation.” 😡 In Real Life: Cursing traffic after snoozing through three alarms. Social media is the highlight reel; real life is the blooper reel we live every day. Which one are you starring in right now? 😉 Follow The Desperate Marketer for more of such real life useless insights. These don't bring a change in your life, just make you smile a little.

Five phrases that reshaped my perspective on work and life: 1. "People don’t quit jobs; they quit bad managers." - A reminder that leadership isn’t about authority – It’s about creating an environment where people thrive. 2. "Love your work, but don’t fall in love with your company. You never know when it might stop loving you back." - Care about your craft, but keep your self-worth independent of a logo. 3. "To get where you want to be, you first need to leave where you are." - Growth often begins with a step into the unknown, even when it feels risky. 4. “Don’t work harder; work on the right things." - Productivity isn’t about doing everything – It’s about doing what matters most. 5. "Networking isn’t about collecting contacts; it’s about building connections." - True relationships don’t just open doors – they make the journey meaningful. Which one of these resonates with you the most? Or do you have a life-changing phrase of your own? Let’s share some wisdom below! 👇

There is a 3rd type - Justifying ROI as 'Return on Inspiration' 😎 -- For every marketing “win,” there are 10 relatable disasters. Follow The Desperate Marketer, we’re here to make your job look easy. #marketingmemes #indianparents #marketinghumor #roi #marketing #digitalmarketing #marketers #thedesperatemarketer #instagrammemes #marketingroi #thoughtleadership 😎

5 Murphy's Laws of LinkedIn LinkedIn: where job opportunities, professional growth, and cringe-worthy moments all come together. Just when you think you’ve mastered the platform, LinkedIn throws you a curve ball. Here are my top 5 LinkedIn Murphy’s Laws - guaranteed to remind us all that "professional" doesn’t mean predictable. Have your own LinkedIn Murphy’s Law? Drop it in the comments, and let’s see who’s got the wildest stories! 👇 Follow The Desperate Marketer for more of such insightful content that is if no use to anyone. Share the post, share the pain!

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