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Consultant: the definition of which was once ‘a person you give your watch to, so they can tell you the time for about 10 times* the hourly rate your company pays you to do a job you should probably be getting paid twice as much for; and who will quite frequently walk off with your watch if you’re not watching them like a hawk.’ Also ‘someone contracted for a purpose other than the one they claim, often to spy on you or subvert your activities; or someone pretending to be doing something, when their real purpose is to rack up billable hours as part of a scam to embezzle money from the business in partnership with an employee of that business.’ (* Consulting company rate. The individual consultant probably only gets paid the same, or less, than you.) Not a fan of consultants. Never met one in my own business activities that has offered one word of advice or one single insight I wasn’t already aware of, or wouldn’t have quickly arrived at myself (and far more cost effectively). Enjoy. 😋

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