Jabroni Capital

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My friend is looking for a job and needs your help. Here’s a quick resume: - Ivy League educated - 3+ years of experience planning & executing complex tasks - Expert in healthcare industry Hopefully with your help we can bail him out of these hard times. Subscribe to our newsletter for more unhinged satire & memes: https://lnkd.in/em99Rn5u #hiring #memes

We just invested a founder who we think could be the next Sam Altman: Subscribe to our newsletter to laugh alongside 10,000 tech founders, employees, and investors: https://lnkd.in/em99Rn5u #startups #venturecapital #memes

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My spotify wrapped is fire this year. I wonder which CEO is going to make it into my top 5 in 2025… #startups #venturecapital #memes Subscribe to my newsletter for startup satire & tech memes: https://lnkd.in/ekGih-Hf

This year I was selected for Forbes 30 under 30. Here’s how I did it: 1. I spent hours tweeting everyday & became a thought leader in my category. 2. I employed hundreds of people (if you consider unpaid interns people). 3. I sacrificed my summer vacations to network in the south of France. I want to congratulate all my fellow Forbes 30u30 winners - it takes hard work, grit, and a substantial PR budget to get here. #startups #venturecapital Subscribe to my newsletter for more tech satire: https://lnkd.in/ekGih-Hf